February 2012
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
thetimetier:
people who use “sweetheart” in arguments
cheia:
mrs-spooky:
we’re sorry to report this to you agent mulder
but agent scully drowned early this morning
in one of her pantsuits
“I just love Lucifer so much.”
– Things you shouldn’t say in front of people who don’t watch Supernatural (via eternallyinthetardis)
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The reason Crowley and Aziraphale haven't been...
goodomensheadcanons:
After the Notpocalypse, they were able to get away with furthering their relationship by simply sticking to the story.
Neither of them realize that Heaven doesn’t particularly care and Hell only encourages it because they think Heaven would disapprove.
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
"Truth hurts" doesn't apply to a Sagittarius.
Interviewer: So, Benedict, are you planning on making an appearance at the Oscars?
Benedict Cumberbatch: Are you MAD!?
Interviewer: wha---
Benedict Cumberbatch : The game's still afoot! No one, not even John must know I'm alive!
Interviewer: Bu---
Benedict Cumberbatch : How do YOU even know I'm alive!?
Martin Freeman: Sorry, sorry, he really gets into his role.
Benedict Cumberbatch: JAWN
Interviewer: I should just go
Guys...
sherlock-took-my-tardis:
Regardless if he is or isn’t at the Oscars, the fact that he could possibly be at Elton’s AIDS benefit is amazing. There is no reason we should be mad at Ben for this. It is a fantastic cause and we should be all the more proud of Ben for being at something like this rather than sitting in a room full of big headed actors. I understand we might be upset because we’ve...
thecityofpaper:
the only reason I’m disappointed that Benedict’s not there is just because it’s rare to see him on American TV and i was just hoping to see him, but if he’s at Elton John’s AIDS benefit, then I say good for him!